Showing posts with label Phallus. Show all posts
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Chocolate is a well-known aphrodisiac, so they say, but sexual health researchers are beginning to deny the arousal-boosting properties of your favourite chocolate bar, or at least trying to get you to lower your expectations. Apparently, the benefits of chocolate to sexual wellness are vastly over-exaggerated. Sure, chocolate melts in your mouth and contain some chemicals like phenylethylamine, which produce feelings of euphoria, but one widely-cited study has shown that, if you were around nine stone heavy, you’d have to eat 25 pounds of chocolate in one sitting to significantly alter your emotional wellbeing – but who would be in the mood after eating 19.2% of her weight in chocolate?


 


Chocolate isn’t the only oft-cited aphrodisiac which has turned out somewhat wanting; there are legions of supposed sexual mood-boosters that, when it comes to the scientific evidence, lack the support to show they have any lingering libidinous effects on certain body parts other than your stomach. That is not to say that all the food research news is bad; chilli peppers, for example, have been found to mimic the state of sexual arousal by quickening your pulse, inducing sweating and stimulating the release of endorphins. According to Meryl S. Rosofsky, a doctor and adjunct professor in the department of nutrition, food studies and public health at New York University, all of these responses play a role in sexual pleasure.


 


That said, anyone of merit who claims to know what is or is not an aphrodisiac will tell you that the whole thing is very much subjective. As Ruth Westheimer, a sex therapist and author best known as Dr. Ruth, famously put it, ‘the most important sex organ lies between the ears.’ You may find a certain food arousing due to your culture or tradition. The ancient Greeks and Romans and medieval Europeans coveted basil, rosemary, saffron, honey, grapes and pine nuts for their libido-boosting powers, while fancy foods like foie gras, caviar, truffles and Champagne were exalted as romantic gifts because of their rarity and luxury. Then you have foods such as figs, asparagus and cucumbers which are seen as aphrodisiacs because their phallic or yonic properties (i.e. they look like male and female sex organs).


 


Moreover, the way you eat certain foods could make them considered sensual. As Dr. Rosofsky wrote in an entry on aphrodisiacs in the Encyclopedia of Food and Culture, ‘sharing food from a common platter’ is quite seductive, as is, in the case of oysters, ‘sucking and slurping seductively.’ However, in recent years, the focus of researchers, cooks and practitioners of alternative medicine has been on foods with nutrients that could potentially enhance fertility and virility. Dr. Rosofsky points out that garlic contains an amino acid that enhances blood flow and could augment erections, while zinc – again, found in oysters – has been linked to increased sperm production.


 


Another interesting way in which foods turn you on is through the power of smell. In her book The Scent of Desire, Rachel S. Herz, an expert in the psychology of smell, writes, ‘Asians consider the smell of cheese to be hideous, yet westerners regard it as anything from comfort food to sumptuous indulgence.’ So different smells are sexually inviting to different people, but the fact remains that smells can be a turn-on. ‘When we smell musky odours, we think of sensuality,’ Herz says. ‘In South America, cleaning products are made with musk, so when a woman smells musk, she is more likely to think of cleaning products than lingerie.’ She adds that this process is called “odour associative learning” or the way in which smells become positively or negatively ingrained in your memory.

A night of passion with that special someone is just what the doctor ordered for your emotional health and wellbeing, so it’s important to set the stage for success. You look amazing, the stars are out, you’ve got your go-to make out song ready on the stereo, so what’s on the menu? This is no time for takeaway curry or a ready meal my friend, you want to hit him with a taste sensation to awaken and arouse his senses – and this is where aphrodisiacs come in. Tempt him with these tasty treats and you’ll have sexual wellness sorted.


 


1. Oysters: Well-known red-hot lover Casanova was said to eat oysters by the dozens, which is perhaps why they’re the most famous aphrodisiac on this list. As well as the fact they visually represent a woman’s, ahem, womanhood, they’re associated with Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty. We get the word aphrodisiac from Aphrodite herself, who even sprang from an oyster shell! Aside from these subconscious associations, oysters possess massive amounts of zinc which aids in a man’s sperm count and fertility. Plus, oysters pack a real iron punch which is great for preventing fatigue – the enemy to any couple’s night of passionate love-making.


 


2. Chocolate: You see it practically jumping off the shelves when Valentine’s Day rolls around and with good reason; chocolate is another well-known aphrodisiac. While originally people went loco for cocoa simply because it was so rare and luxurious (potatoes were considered mood-boosters for the same reason), studies have linked chocolate lovers with higher libidos. This is because chocolate contains serotonin, which is a chemical that makes you happier and thus more likely to show your partner some affection. Plus, the caffeine and sugar content in chocolate gives you the energy you need to take care of business. However, the real secret weapon in chocolate is phenylethylamine. This is the natural neurotransmitter version of amphetamine, high levels of which are associated with love.


 


3. Carrots: There’s a reason why Bugs Bunny is so good with the ladies (come on, Lola Bunny was far too hot for him); he’s always munching on a carrot. Much like oysters get you thinking of lady parts, carrots are phallic symbols (in case you were wondering, the female equivalent of “phallic” is “yonic” – who knew?!) Phallic symbols hold power over the mind as a way to get your partner’s parts moving into action. In fact, the power of many aphrodisiacs relies upon a medieval philosophy known as the “Doctrine of Signatures.” The belief goes that the Good Lord created things to resemble their purpose; herbs meant to treat the liver look like the liver etc. This is why carrots and other phallic foods supposedly get you going; it’s practically divine intervention.


 


4. Real Phalluses: While many aphrodisiacs look like male genitalia, some cultures take the idea one step further: consuming the actual penis of other animals. If you want to emulate the masculine prowess of a tiger, you might want to take a bite of the king of the jungle’s crown jewels. Meanwhile, animals with a particularly randy lifestyle, like dogs, are thought to hold this libido secret in their reproductive organs. The idea is that eating these animals’ organs enables you to take on some of the animals’ powers. However, if you can’t stomach the idea of eating an animal’s penis (after all, you’re not trying to kick-start your career on I’m a Celebrity) there’s always animals that look like human penises; snakes. Snake blood has been used as an aphrodisiac in the past, simple because a human male’s penis is often likened to a snake. Still, I think I’d rather stick with chocolate and oysters.